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I have a solution to all of the paranoid people who don't want to show their identification when buying booze or tobacco because they are afraid of their information being sold to companies. All you have to do is go find some homeless person or some other poor person and ask them if they will go in and buy the products for you if you pay them a few bucks for doing it.

Most of them will happily oblige you and then they can enter the Bum's information into their computers instead of yours.

Kind of like the reverse of an underage kid paying a grown up a couple of bucks outside of a store to go get them a pack of smokes or some beer. A win-win situation for everyone involved.

Rite Aid Pros: Redneck spelling of their store name.

Rite Aid Cons: Them hassling the elderly trying to buy beer and tobacco.

  • Cain t These Rubes Spell Rite
  • Rite On The Money Rite On Time
  • Bums Gonna Make It Rite Get Bee
  • The Religious Rite Dont Approve
  • My Baby Make Me Feel All Rite
  • There Be A Rite Way A Wrong Way
  • And Den Dere Be My Way Be Mo Fun
  • Been 2 Georgia On Fast Train Hone
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I MAY BE HOMELESS, BUT I'M BUMMING IT WITH THE LORD! I LOVE SLEEPING OUTSIDE UNDERNEATH THE STARS AND WONDERING ABOUT THE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE THAT THE LORD CREATED!